We tried having a conversation with our noses.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
i out mim tonsoeep
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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