I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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