Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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