You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Randomize
