I wish i was in the wii world.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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