I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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