god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
