I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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