Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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