google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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