if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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