There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
two words: eviction party
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize