I cockslap morals
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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