She's JV to your varsity
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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