just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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