its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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