I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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