the condom got lost in my hair
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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