no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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