i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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