Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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