Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
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I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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