Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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