Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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