"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
tell me about the fingering
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