Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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