They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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