I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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