Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think I am morally bankrupt
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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