no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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