Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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