I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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Let's get the cat blown out
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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