Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
i think my cat just said my name.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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