one might say we're banned from that church
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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