is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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