I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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