So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
