When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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