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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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