All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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