Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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