I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
vagina is talking i cant
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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