Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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