I'm lost and stupid without you.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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