i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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