she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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