so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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