It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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