I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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