do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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