im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
When did angry sex become our thing?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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