I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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